There are numerous, if not thousands, of books that cover virtually every single aspect of pregnancy, birth and parenthood. This is not another one of them. The aim of this publication is to answer some of the anomalies that arise day-to-day. You will not discover advice on breast-feeding, weaning or sleeping here. So, if this is your aim please stop reading right now. For some light-hearted fact-finding, you are in the right place. The observations of one dad, who carefully watched and partook in all aspects of pregnancy, birth and subsequent nurturing, aims to answer some of your quandaries surrounding babies and toddlers. If you have ever considered, or even not, why in deed Dads wear pyjamas then the answer is contained herein along with many other conundrums such as an alternative strategy for dealing with parent competition, why you really move to the suburbs when you have children and what toilet training really means.