Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.
Not everyone's here to "live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale's
Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful "inspirations" that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size 4.606 x 4.606
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Daily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.
